For those considering a military career, two good reasons to think again:
- You might be a guinea pig for horrendous mad scientist-type experiments.
- If you die, your family may get a letter referring to you as “John Doe.”
To top this all off, the Pentagon was slammed this week for poor security and oversight of its nuclear weapons arsenal. The panel in the story recommends a new bureaucrat to watch over the nukes. Hey guys! Here’s a tip! Nothing you can do can make it safe for us to have the apocalypse in our pocket.